Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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