If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
