He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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