normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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