Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
it glows. i had to have it.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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