I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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