My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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