I hate all girls vehemently.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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