belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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