It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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