If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
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I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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