Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
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It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
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Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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