im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Randomize
