Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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