he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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