I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize