the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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