My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm bleeding and have questions
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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