I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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