so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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