I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
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Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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