What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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