Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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