So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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