Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I wish they made helmets for livers.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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