My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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