Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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