Someone shit on the floor
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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