They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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