yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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