you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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