You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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