My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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