Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
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The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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