I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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