But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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