Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
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you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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