so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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