Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
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All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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