I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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