i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
false alarm. still invincible.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
