So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
My Sexting was not on an AP level
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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