So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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