Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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