no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
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So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
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I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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