Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
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the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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