i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
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The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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