Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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