why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
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I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
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That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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