So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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