So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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