Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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