Don't you send me to vm
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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