You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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