my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
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I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
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You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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