you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
